

Go to jail for dog fighting, that's what. Happens if you try and make a couple of Scottish Terriers fight each other? You I'm seriously starting to question Kyle's Pokémon-choosingĪbilities. Look incredibly pissed off, though, so he can probably intimidate weenie Pokémon If he got caught by a trainer in the first place. I already made fun of Watchog in my previousĪnalysis – specifically, I questioned how good of a lookout Watchog can be Second, why would he pick Pignite and not Emboar? He probably wasn't goodĮnough to evolve his Pignite to its final form. First, Oshawott is clearly the best starting Pokémonįrom B&W (though Tepig is still better than that snooty jerkbag Snivy). He thinks Pignite is awesome because of his own silly, sentimental attachment. Kyle told me Tepig was his starter Pokémon, so I'm guessing Lineup, I'm also providing what are obviously the real best Gen V Pokémon. Me long to realize his picks are all horrible, so after analyzing his pathetic Professional assessment of them for your edification. His picks of the best Generation V Pokémon, so that I might provide my

However,īecause I have yet to play Version 2, I asked my fellow editor Kyle to give me I'm obviously a Pokémon expert, as evident by my stunningĪnalysis of some of the new Pokémon in the original Black and White. So grab a pen and some paper – you're going to want to take notes. With so many Pokémon available, how is a trainer supposed to know which ones are the best? Simple: I'm about to tell you which ones are the best. Pokémon Black and White introduced players to a fifth generation of Pokémon, bringing the total number of pocket monsters to just under a billion.
